I thought this was interesting, I’m not a big fan of the song but it works well with the message their trying to send in the video.

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I just had to put this on here after listening to the other MJ song on my dashboard.

This is how I should be celebrating turning 31 today instead I’m at work.

This is how I should be celebrating turning 31 today instead I’m at work.

Zodiac Signs and the weapons they'd use for murder, and how they'd do it.

  • Aries: a knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face- most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they'd start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead. That, or they'd criticize you, but it'd be so on point that you'd feel bad enough to kill yourself.
  • Taurus: Their bare hands, and they'd strangle you to death. They'd stare into your eyes intensely as they suffocated you to death, maybe even adding in a few dramatic "I got you in the end, you know." phrases while doing it.
  • Gemini: It all depends on what is convenient for them to use as a murder weapon- they're clever, so they'd figure it out quickly. Most cannibals are Geminis, so they'd probably eat you afterwards. If you really fucked them over, maybe they'd cut off your hands and watch you bleed to death, probably laughing while doing it.
  • Cancer: They'd take you to the beach and find a secluded area only to tie you to a boulder in the shallows of the beach and watch the tide slowly drown you and sea creatures start to pick at your helpless/crying for help corpse.
  • Leo: They'd make a whole sport of it- they'd find a bunch of really sadistic, fucked up people on the black market and put you in a pit filled with big cats (especially lions), you'd here "let the games begin!" and a spotlight would come on the death pit as your torn to shreds.
  • Virgo: They'd make it look like an accident somehow. Regardless, no one would ever find out that they did it, because they'd cover their tracks well enough.
  • Libra: Similar to the virgo one, but they'd definitely pretend to be distraught by what happened, and mask that they were involved really well...but in order to get you back, they'd get your family, your friends, and other people you cared about to show THEM sympathy, and to be on their side.
  • Scorpio: Succinolcholine injection after chloroforming the person helpless. (sp? A horse tranquilizer that is extremely hard to detect and basically make the person POWERLESS to do ANYTHING except suffocate to death. It makes all muscles go soft.) and they'd talk to you about how powerless and helpless you were until you died.
  • Sagittarius: beating the shit out of someone until they were literally an unrecognizable bloody mass.
  • Capricorn: Shooting someone in the head, mafioso style. They'd want it to be quick and clean, and they'd have organized a team to cover for them, dump the body, and probably hired virgo to hide the evidence.
  • Aquarius: It'd either be something really strange, whacky, and off the wall, like killing someone in the middle of a play by planning to have a stage light dropped on them, or they'd make an example of you in front of a bunch of their "followers" which they'd most likely have if they were crazy enough to kill.
  • Pisces: They'd capture you and play surgeon, the whole time ranting and raving about "how it feels" to feel pain as intensely as the emotional pain that they feel. They'd make sure that the kill took a long time so that they had a captive audience for a long time- another reason they'd prolongue it is they'd enjoy being the predator instead of the victim for once.
  • As an Aquarius I have to say making an example of the person sounds more like something I would do. At the same time I would try and hide my tracks like Virgo. "Laughing like the voice in MJ's Thriller"

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lorderebus:

ethnicorchids:

Lordt.

Lawd Jee!

I think he’s actually a talented guy but that aside, do you want him to sing like slavery ended 2h ago or are you saying he sings like slavery ended two hours ago.

lorderebus:

ethnicorchids:

Lordt.

Lawd Jee!

I think he’s actually a talented guy but that aside, do you want him to sing like slavery ended 2h ago or are you saying he sings like slavery ended two hours ago.

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brokenchi:

briiannahhh:

shyguytryingtobreakfree:

tankmoneygainee:

dayumshecangetit:

itzdeadpoolbxtch:

What are you? #sex #horny

Unforgettable Sex ;P

Wrong Hole sex ?

Sweaty sex

wrong hole sex

All I’m gonna say is “Slutty Sex” is in the eye of the beholder.

Powerful sex

brokenchi:

briiannahhh:

shyguytryingtobreakfree:

tankmoneygainee:

dayumshecangetit:

itzdeadpoolbxtch:

What are you? #sex #horny

Unforgettable Sex ;P

Wrong Hole sex ?

Sweaty sex

wrong hole sex

All I’m gonna say is “Slutty Sex” is in the eye of the beholder.

Powerful sex

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ohmyneighbourtotoro:

Studio Ghibli Museum Sign (by OccamsCrouton)

Have to go there.

ohmyneighbourtotoro:

Studio Ghibli Museum Sign (by OccamsCrouton)

Have to go there.

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You have been criticizing yourself for years, and it hasn’t worked. Try approving of yourself and see what happens.

Louise Hay (via cosmofilius)

Easier said than done.

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sterlingsea:

bagmilk:

anacondom:

a little piece of my soul literally just died i felt it go

they use this to interrogate people

What Robin and I prolly sound like

What the fuck! She’s old enough to be your mum. Aaliyah said Age ain’t nothing but a number but I don’t think she meant for you to go with someone the same age as your mum.

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I wonder what he would say about our world if he could see it now.

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One of my favourite artist of all time, R.I.P Aaliyah

starsandbars3:

guceubcuesu:

Fuck the popo

THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES.

Jackie Chan’s Who Am I

starsandbars3:

guceubcuesu:

Fuck the popo

THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES.

Jackie Chan’s Who Am I

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